don't FUCK the press
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!!! FIGHT EVIL WIZARDS WHO ARE TRYING TO FORCE YOUR DICK INTO A HYDRAULIC PRESS!!!

EVER TRIED FUCKING A HYDRAULIC PRESS? I SURE AS HELL HAVE!!!
TURNS OUT THAT IT'S AN AWFUL IDEA (SO DON'T DO IT)!!!!
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I'VE MADE AN ACCURATE SIMULATION OF MY EXPERIENCE FUCKING A PRESS SO YOU CAN TRY FUCKING A PRESS AND... MAYBE.... ENJOY IT!!!


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This is jsut like m ylife
my LIFE is LIKE THAT TOO!!! that is SOOO COOL!! we SH0ULD BE LIKE.... BEST FRIENDS!! we COULD help each other... like... hold each others DONGS and STUFF!!!